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03 January 2011 ~ 0 Comments

What is wrong with bad workers being fired?

In modern company life getting hired into a good position is pretty hard. On the other hand getting fired is even harder. Why does this happen? Let us examine three ways a job can go: up, down and nowhere (yeah I know it is just two ways).

1) If you want to progress in your work environment you need to be able to do several things correctly. Deliver results, by doing this you clearly show your capability at work and how you increase your companies value. Get along with everybody, it is hard and harsh words are going to fly from time to time, but in essence you do need to be able to work with everybody in your team. Have a sense of dress code and office behavior, some people just don’t get that if you want to advance you just can’t be seen passed out drunk at the office party. You are not a college student anymore, you represent your company 24/7. Be politically astute, this is a silent rule that people who don’t advance hate and people who are good at it love. When you know how to navigate your direct political surroundings you will be able to advance much faster.

2) If you are inclined to stay put, you should use a different tactical plan. Come to work on time is I guess the most important thing you can do and the easiest one. Being on time at work will signal everybody that you are here day in and day out to do your job. Do not screw up! When I say this, I definitely am telling you that if you are unsure of something just tell your teammate, someone more skilled than you or your manager, someone else will do the job or show you how to do the job. You will not be blamed if something goes wrong as you gave heads up about your lack of skill or experience in the problem. When big decisions come up, just hide. No I am not joking, just run! This will take us at one moment to another article about the “runners” but enough about it for now.

3) How to get fired or degraded. It is much harder than you think!

Not interested in the job you do? Sorry seen people who hate their job and have been doing it for 20 years (which came first I am not getting into).

Have under average job performance? Come on, work is packed with under-performers, actually most people perform under the average. Out of a 100 employees I would say you have around 70 of these, 20ish average performers and 10 superstars who are pulling everybody else. So, sorry this is not enough.

Come late to work? If you don’t come late to work for every day for more than an hour, you are not getting fired! Even if you do and get the job done, nobody cares!You can even take an hour and a half break for lunch and still nobody cares.

Be a total ass in the office? Now this is debatable, if you are an ass plus you combine some of the before mentioned attributes, you MIGHT get fired. Still no guarantee.

So what then? Don’t come to work on time, be an acid person, and don’t do your job, and in like a year or two you will get fired. Yeah, you will like get 3 warning letters and have numerous talks with all kinds of managers and maybe your company councilor.

So what am I suggesting?

Get only good workers is a futile attempt, even if you try some bad ones are going to slip through the cracks. So how do you get rid of them fast and painless? I can tell you I am researching that one, and as I still haven’t been in a position to actually fire someone there are no clear pointers from me.

All this does not mean I cannot be really really angry with how we end up with badly structured teams, low morale and aggressive behavior in the workplace. Let us do something about it!

21 December 2010 ~ 2 Comments

What is wrong with book publishers!?

Yeah I do have a Kindle, and it is an awesome tool. I have legal free access to a lot of PDFs and other format books. And read a lot in my spare time. Now I was thinking of treating myself to some wholesome gifts in book format. As I recently moved and my landlord has still to setup my postbox I am stuck without deliveries until new year.

No problem I say I will just purchase ebooks. Now I do like to get stuff free that I can, sure everybody likes. My feelings are summarized by the picture below.

Now the music industry is one thing. I don’t really hold them to a high standard of education and advancement of the human race. But look, books are good and reading a book which is at least decent will make you a significantly better person. So I pay for my books on regular basis hoping that a good chunk will go to the people who actually write them.

You can imagine how angry I got when browsing my wish list which is 100 books long and out of about 60ish books that are available for Kindle only like 5-6 are cheaper for Kindle than paperback. In which parallel dimension does this freaking make sense?!? Yeah I know that printing the book in paperback costs like $1-2 but why is the book then more expensive in Kindle format???

Amazon, you are making me hate you as much as I hate MTV Cribs!!!

Every book I can buy from the writer itself I will buy, for the rest I cannot guarantee. And even then I will buy Kindles for my whole family and circle of friends. You can register an infinite amount of Kindles on one account and they can read the same books for a single price. The only caveat is that a book can be only on 5-6 devices at the same time.

So a small introduction on how to legally get insanely cheap books:

  1. Organize a group of 30ish people of similar interests to buy Kindles
  2. Organize a mailing list for suggestions for new books
  3. Institute a $10-20 of yearly membership (30 x $15 makes for around 30 books a year)
  4. Make a weekly vote for books to be bought
  5. Read, enjoy and share the love for books
  6. Fuck you Amazon!

So who wants to make a group?

I don’t read fiction but am a nut for Psychology, Business, Economy, Brain Science, Children/Adolescent Education, Permanent development, Creativity etc.

19 December 2010 ~ 0 Comments

What is wrong with not knowing?

During the years you get asked question after question after question.  And you are expected to provide the answers. That is ok when you are 10 and get asked what you want for lunch. No biggie mom just serve something with meat. You get asked what you want to be in life! And read that sentence again, not what you want to do but what you want to be. Astronaut you say? Sure son, if you apply yourself and study really hard you can do anything! Then you go to school and the questions just pile on. Football or Basketball, science or social, geek or jock. The additional issue is that you are in puberty and not much makes sense. With all the raging hormones they want you to make wise clear-cut decisions!? How is this society structured at all?

Lets take “The early years!” as easy, ’cause in fact they are. Whatever you do, you get yelled a bit, get into some smack-down and it passes. You are generally safe until you have to go to college. Now lets see the repercussions of not knowing which college you want to get into! You finished high school with decent grades, you have several options and you really do have some interests. But one day you wake up thinking you want to do a Math degree and the other you are thinking Psychology. And enrollment is coming up, so you apply to both, it can’t hurt. If you are lucky you get into only one (choosing is hard since you don’t know). Modern day education is pretty expensive in the west, half-decent undergrad schools cost in tens of thousand plus if you are not local you need accommodation and living expenses covered. Oh yeah bring the pressure on.  And what if you choose one and then decide half way it is not really what you wanted?

The paradox is that you can change your mind. Yes you can, but hell hath no fury like the public opinion. Even worse if you have power hungry parents who are pushing you to be the next (insert famous doctor/lawyer/politician). Even in the highly acclaimed academia you are not expected to think, just repeat. Hey if I wanted to play a cacadu I would have gone to the zoo. And what about those mid-class questions? “So Sir what do you think Plato meant when he wrote this?” And you answer what you think and get a weird look from the Professor. “Sorry where did you read that, that is pure insanity!?”, hell he asks you what you think not what you read. If I wanted to recite books I would just read books not pay you big lumps of cash to question my reading comprehension. Logical thinking is missing in today’s world, and if you by pure accident think different than popular opinion, so sorry you have no place here.

OK so lets say you somehow got through college. On to the workplace! And there the fun starts. Your first interview:

- So your 3 strongest skills are? I am smart?

- Do you see yourself as a good leader? I always talk the most when we go out!

- How would you solve an employee conflict? Is this the interview for an office assistant?

Give me a break, they pressure kids fresh out of college so bloody hard that they crack in an instant. How is someone supposed to have a CV filled with buzzwords and good experience if he is applying for an entry position? Plain old bull if you ask me! I don’t know shit, I am smart and I will kick ass to learn the job as fast as possible so I can be productive, that Sir is all you need to know! And how about those development goals for every year? So what do you want to achieve by this time next year? Hell, a six figure salary and a BMW would be nice! Sorry goals have to be SMART! What? Corporate world has some many abbreviations and if you don’t know something you get “The look!”.

Anyways! What am I going on for here? The world has become a cold ocean, somewhere for someone it is warm, but mostly its a cold monotonous place. The fact that testing the water first is not a default option is pretty strange for me. I want to dip my toes to see how strong the current is and which way it is going.  If you ask the bottom three questions to people I am not sure you will find many people with clear answers. They just don’t know. Does anybody really really know?

Are you happy? I don’t know!

Whats your next move? I don’t know!

What is your problem? You are asking to many question so I can’t concentrate and get things done!

Questions will get asked, but are you strong enough to say that you don’t know?

03 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

When is too much documentation just too much!

Compare these two cookie recepies!

Chocolate covered brownies

US army brownies

via QuantmLeap

03 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Eyes on the prize!

Great article on reaching the closure on time, on budget and in desired quality.

03 June 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Revisiting motivation!

Remember this one?

What do you say about this?

Too many truly great people are forced to change jobs just because their managers/CEO/someone with power don’t understand that it just isn’t about the money!

31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

How your brain multitasks!

Via RavensBrain

31 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Destructive manager behaviours series

A trully great piece of work up until now, there are 2 published and surely hoping for more.

Check out the outher pieces as they come, there should be nine in the end.

27 May 2010 ~ 1 Comment

The surprising truth about what motivates us…

Trully amazing huh?

27 May 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Change control is important?

Here is a great article on whether or not we should strictly adhere to change management protocols.

Its good, but you should really check the comment, some smart stuff there! :)